Narchi

Narchi is a large, rotund creature native to Zobooland. With arguably a lower intelligence than even Green Puppy, Narchi is only able to survive due to its pain tolerance and thick skin.

Description
Narchi is an obese creature native to Zobooland. Its main feature is the long appendage on its nose. It is unknown how Narchi came to exist; by all laws of nature, it should be well-adapted to Zobooland because of its long trunk. However, Narchi's cardinal sin is its inability to think properly; the only consistent activity it performs is reaching its massive trunk into its rectum, pulling out half-formed curds of feces, and eating them. It is unknown if Narchi eats anything but its own waste, but what is currently known is that it contains some sort of moss in its stomach which it allows to grow by feeding it feces and defecates in order to eat it. While it seems inefficient, Narchi possesses no teeth; gulping down anything but the soft, wet, mossy turds may be all but impossible considering the vegetation of Zobooland. Narchi does not have the mental capacity to see, and as such its eyes have disappeared over time, leaving only sunken, dead sockets. Three bulbs sit atop Narchi's hollow cranium; these would be for attracting mates, but Narchi has no other individuals with which to mate. Narchi also possesses a reddish-orange dot on the front of its body. The functionality of said dot is also unknown; it could possibly be extra body armor, as it seems to be made of keratin or bone. The only thing that could potentially harm Narchi other than X'habhumaphu itself is Slimantha, but for reasons unknown Narchi's only instinct other than eating its own poo is moving continuously in a straight line. While it's not much, this keeps Narchi out of Slimantha's hunting range, as while both move in the same path (Narchi unbelievably slowly due to its massive bulk), Slimantha slows down to maim the creatures in the area, whilst the only thing Narchi does is move in a straight line continuously and stop every few hours to days to eat its own waste, allowing it to move slightly faster than Slimantha in the long run.